Facts about Bees

What's the most dangerous weapon of all time? It's not guns, it's not nuclear weapons, it's bees. Let me throw some facts at you;

FACT NUMBER 1: Fuckin'. Bees.

FACT NUMBER 2: Hitler killed himself because of a bee. Got stung as was like "Shit! That hurts like a mother!" And shot himself.

FACT NUMBER 2 PART 2, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: Ava was afraid of bees too, look it up.

FACT NUMBER 3: Chernobyl was caused by a bee. A bee was in the labs one day and a scientist dude was all like "I ain't havin' any of that" Except in Russian. Then he pushed the "destroy all shit" button.

FACT NUMBER 4: Speaking of nuclear bees, Korea is working on nuclear bees. Pretty simple concept, they're bees but all nuclear like.

FACT NUMBER 5: Since World War 2, American spies have been using bees as a weapon. They get all up into where they need to be, shake a jar a' bees and throw that bitch like a hot potato. Casualties all up in that bitch.

FACT NUMBER 6: A bee had sexual relations with that woman, Clinton was just taking the heat for the bee. Clinton was notorious for his fear of bees.

FACT NUMBER 7: A man once tried making a gun out of bees. He succeed, the gun is now taped under the presidents desk in case of emergency.

FACT NUMBER 8: 94% of people said they would rather fight a bear than a bee.

FACT NUMBER 9: Again, Fuckin'. Bees.

All proven facts that bees are the most terrifying and dangerous weapon on the face of the earth.