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Saturday, March 2, 2013
Facts about Bees
What's the most dangerous weapon of all time? It's not guns, it's not nuclear weapons, it's bees. Let me throw some facts at you;
FACT NUMBER 1: Fuckin'. Bees.
FACT NUMBER 2: Hitler killed himself because of a bee. Got stung as was like "Shit! That hurts like a mother!" And shot himself.
FACT NUMBER 2 PART 2, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: Ava was afraid of bees too, look it up.
FACT NUMBER 3: Chernobyl was caused by a bee. A bee was in the labs one day and a scientist dude was all like "I ain't havin' any of that" Except in Russian. Then he pushed the "destroy all shit" button.
FACT NUMBER 4: Speaking of nuclear bees, Korea is working on nuclear bees. Pretty simple concept, they're bees but all nuclear like.
FACT NUMBER 5: Since World War 2, American spies have been using bees as a weapon. They get all up into where they need to be, shake a jar a' bees and throw that bitch like a hot potato. Casualties all up in that bitch.
FACT NUMBER 6: A bee had sexual relations with that woman, Clinton was just taking the heat for the bee. Clinton was notorious for his fear of bees.
FACT NUMBER 7: A man once tried making a gun out of bees. He succeed, the gun is now taped under the presidents desk in case of emergency.
FACT NUMBER 8: 94% of people said they would rather fight a bear than a bee.
FACT NUMBER 9: Again, Fuckin'. Bees.
All proven facts that bees are the most terrifying and dangerous weapon on the face of the earth.
Monday, February 25, 2013
Greetings
I suppose my first post should be a hello since that's the norm. So hello and welcome to my blog.
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